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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:21

Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
No go.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Still no good
Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
What are the best products for oily skin in Pakistan?
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Which sunscreen shall we use to apply on oily skin?
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to