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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

No go.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Why am I totally different than others? Why do I have a problem with my basic knowledge about society and reality? Why am I dumb and stupid?

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Still no good

Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

What are the best products for oily skin in Pakistan?

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Which sunscreen shall we use to apply on oily skin?

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?